Shipping

How long does shipping take?

All in stock merchandise ships within 1 - 2 business days (Monday - Friday). We ship all items, except stickers, USPS Priority or USPS Parcel Post. Stickers ordered separately are shipped USPS First Class. USPS Priority takes an average 3 - 5 business days. Parcel Post takes an average 6 - 14 business days. Typical Priority delivery is 4 - 7 business days. If an item you order is currently out of stock we will notify that your order is on back order with an estimated date of delivery.

We recommend Priority Mail as it is quicker and reliable. We now offer Parcel Post for those thrifty individuals not concerned about delivery time.

All items listed on our site are kept in immediate stock. All items are re-ordered before the inventory is depleted. Occasionally items are on back order with the manufacturer due to supply and demand.

How much is shipping?

All items are shipped USPS Priority or Parcel Post except for small items like stickers. USPS Priority fees vary depending on your location within the USA. All items are shipped from California.

Priority Pricing:

One T-shirt anywhere in the US = $5.85

Two T-shirts = $5.95 - $7.75

Three T-shirts = $6.75 - $10.55

Four T-shirts = $7.30 - $12.35

Five T-shirts = $7.85 - $14.15

(Parcel Post is an average $.50 - $4.00 less depending on your location and the quantity of items ordered.)

Why USPS Priority? It is extremely quick. It can be shipped to PO and APO Boxes. It is extremely reliable. The package doesn't get destroyed as with other carriers. Finally, cause UPS sucks.

All small items that come with free shipping like stickers are shipped USPS First Class.

Can I have an order shipped to a different address than the bill to?

We do offer shipping to alternate addresses. New customers / initial orders are limited to a $60 max, or two t-shirts plus shipping, for orders shipped to an alternate address. This limit may be lifted upon review for repeat customers. Note that new customer orders over $60 will automatically be shipped to the bill to address. Are you a regular customer who will need your goodies shipped to an alternate address? We understand, college, vacation, military, etc. Please let us know - we will review your past orders for approval of large orders being shipped to an alternate address.