Color: Black.
Design: Dethklok Tour t-shirt. Please quit the mass suicides people, the band has agreed to release licensed t-shirts. While it may not be what the band thinks is what's best artistically, they do feel it is what's best financially. Buy your official Dethklok Tee now before they're sold out cuz that would just be BRUTAL!!!
Listed on the back is the Tour Dates:
Warsaw, Poland
Canceled (due to Locusts)
Munich, Germany
Canceled (due to Acid Flash Floods)
Oslo, Norway
Canceled (due to exploding "Naturally Occurring" Fire Pockets)
Odense, Denmark
Canceled (due to "Naturally Occurring" Blood Rain)
Milano Italy
Canceled (due to Citywide Quarantine after PLAGUE outbreak)
Gelsenkirchen, Germany
Canceled (due to Poison Frogs)
Solvesvorg, Sweden
Canceled (due to Actual 'sh*t storm')
Wacken, Germany
Canceled (due to Rabid Falcons)
Kreuth, Germany
Canceled (due to audience's simultaneous heart Attack)
Prateeln, Switzerland
Canceled (due to Nuclear Mutation from Plutonium powered amplifiers)
Atlantic Ocean
Atlantis Underwater Concert
Canceled (due to Multiple Drownings)
London, England
Special Date with London Philharmonic
Canceled (due to Laser Lights severing Orchestra)
Espoo, Finland
Canceled (accidentally awoke ancient Troll from Finnish Necronomicon who Devourse City)
Vinson Massif, Antarctica
Antarctica Summer Slam
Canceled (due to Polar Ice Caps burned off my Napalm Pyrotechnics)
Kavanra, Bulgaria
Canceled (band accidentally played the Secret "Crazy Frequency" that Makes People Kill Themselves with Rocks)
Burlington, Vermont
Canceled (due to Maple Syrup Strychnine Flood)
Batisford, Norway
Batisford Jingle Coffee Massacre Fest
Not Canceled
though 80,000 people rushed to hyper-Intensive Care from 1st Degree "coffee burns"
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